Posts by: Joseph A. Ziemba
He introduces himself as "Laurelyn Hardy."
Everything we look for. Everything we want.
Their monster. Their stripper. My heartbreak.
Everyday gestures as anti-human events.
Grown men piloting life-size UFO replicas of their own creation.
There's always next summer.
I'm glad this wasn't a real movie.
Three Travolta references.
This film does not star Henry Winkler as The Fenz.
Pass the brown paper bag.
"He dreams at night of golden beaches...and tan thighs."
"I'm the Beaver Rich Little."
Satan just wants to get you laid.
"When you make love, it's like going to the toilet."
I don't fart around with love.
Where do you go after Muncie, Indiana?
Smooth out that windbreaker.
Deserves to have fifteen exclamation points after its title.
Together, we will never be alone.
Things no longer seem so crazy.
Hi-fives to the old folks.
I had no problem checking my watch every ten minutes.
This thing ran for 110 minutes. The End.
"I sit in trees because it's sort of philosophic."
There may be hope for us all.