Featured_SpectreEA

Spectre Of Edgar Allan Poe, The (1974)

I can relate.
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Monster And The Stripper, The (1968)

Their monster. Their stripper. My heartbreak.
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Keep My Grave Open (1976)

I've got nothing left.
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.357 Magnum (1977)

Everyday gestures as anti-human events.
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Force Beyond, The (1978)

Grown men piloting life-size UFO replicas of their own creation.
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Blood Voyage (1977)

God, I love symmetry.
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Girls On The Road (1973)

There's always next summer.
Featured_Milpitas

Milpitas Monster, The (1975)

I'm glad this wasn't a real movie.
Featured_GoreGoreGirls

Gore Gore Girls, The (1972)

It's all relative.
Featured_CindyDonna

Cindy And Donna (1970)

A softcore civil war.
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Jennifer (1978)

Three Travolta references.
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80 Blocks From Tiffany’s (1979)

Just being cool.
Featured_HollywoodHigh

Hollywood High (1976)

This film does not star Henry Winkler as The Fenz.
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One Night Stand (1978)

Who has the knife?
Featured_LastAmerican

Last Of The American Hoboes, The (1967)

Pass the brown paper bag.
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Panic On The 5:22 (1974)

"He dreams at night of golden beaches...and tan thighs."
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Beaver Trilogy, The (1979-84)

"I'm the Beaver Rich Little."
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Satanis, The Devil’s Mass/Synthia, The Devil’s Doll (1970)

Satan just wants to get you laid.
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Death Brings Roses (197?)

"When you make love, it's like going to the toilet."
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Alabama’s Ghost (1973)

I don't fart around with love.
Featured_Anna

Anna (1967)

What more do you need?
Featured_Seventeen

Seventeen (1983)

Where do you go after Muncie, Indiana?
Featured_SinnersBlood

Sinner’s Blood (1969)

Smooth out that windbreaker.
Featured_PinkAngels

Pink Angels, The (1971)

Wait for the ending.
Featured_Jessie

Who Wants To Kill Jessie? (1966)

Deserves to have fifteen exclamation points after its title.
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Indecent Desires/My Brother’s Wife (1968/1966)

Together, we will never be alone.
Featured_DavidLisa

David And Lisa (1962)

Things no longer seem so crazy.
Featured_Mountaintop

Mountaintop Motel Massacre (1986)

Hi-fives to the old folks.
Featured_SatansBaby

Satan’s Baby Doll (1982)

I had no problem checking my watch every ten minutes.
Featured_Endplay

Endplay (1976)

This thing ran for 110 minutes. The End.
Featured_BloodyFriday

Bloody Friday (1974)

T.G.I.F.!
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Abominatis Personae: An Exclusive Interview With Bret McCormick

The floor is yours.
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Visions Of Evil (1975)

"I sit in trees because it's sort of philosophic."
Featured_IceHouse

Ice House, The

There may be hope for us all.
Featured_Reincarnate

Reincarnate, The (1971)

Immortality at its bust.
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Exquisites 2007: Films Of The Year

Je t’aime.