Featured_GrapesDeath

Grapes Of Death, The (1978)

The fruits of mutual trust await.
Featured_Dracula

Beyond The Beautiful Hills: An Appreciation Of Dracula, The Dirty Old Man

Finally, somebody got it right.
Featured_DriveIn

Drive-In Massacre (1977)

This isn't really a film.
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Deadly Weapons (1974)

It's not the boobs. It's the poetry.
Featured_Axe

Axe (1977)

Even the tambourines are forlorn.
Featured_AnotherSon

Another Son Of Sam (1977)

That's what I call potent filmmaking.
Featured_ImmoralThree

Immoral Three, The (1975)

Best funeral ever.
Featured_Gunblast

Gunblast (19??)

I can't stop thinking about FOB (face-on-boobs).
Featured_MurderBlueWorld

Murder In A Blue World (1973)

A symphony on the theme of apery.
Featured_Oddo

Oddo (1967)

I don't hate you.
Featured_ThighSpy

Thigh Spy (1967)

"Slice of life" is an ubiquitous term.
Featured_StickItInYourEar

Stick It In Your Ear (1970)

Welcome to the Nouvelle Gauche.
Featured_RoomChains

Room Of Chains, The (1972)

Plus, a snake and a vagina.
Featured_Reyner

Reyner Banham Loves Los Angeles (1972)

A passion that goes beyond all sense and reason.
Featured_PsychopathiaSex

Psychopathia Sexualis (1966)

When did incest become boring?
Featured_MyFriendsNeed

My Friends Need Killing (1976)

This friend needs hugging.
Featured_ZombieBloodbath

Zombie Bloodbath Trilogy (1993-2000)

HOLY SHEETZ.
Featured_KillersMoon

Killer’s Moon (1978)

It's simply tangential.
Featured_ScreamVengeance

Scream For Vengeance (1980)

Scream for mustaches.
Featured_Snuff

Snuff (1977)

Sometimes, it feels really good to get really dumb.
Featured_Valerie

Valerie And Her Week Of Wonders (1970)

What's trouble in the face of some vampiric menstruation?
Featured_NudeVampire

Nude Vampire, The (1970)

Gorgeous/innocuous.
Featured_Goldstein

Goldstein (1965)

You just have to know where to look.
Featured_Pesadilla

Pesadilla Fatal (1991)

Tatiana! You have a pretty smile!
Featured_PrettyModels

Pretty Models All In A Row (1969)

"Egads! What a milk factory!"
Featured_HellSquad

Hell Squad (1986)

What happens when someone is kidnapped in America.
Featured_MiamiVendetta

Miami Vendetta (1986)

There was no cocaine.
Featured_SantaIceCream

Santa And The Ice Cream Bunny (1972)

Christmas is in danger.
Featured_Exquisites10

Exquisites 2010: Joseph’s Films Of The Year

Everything we want.
Featured_FleshBloodShow

Flesh And Blood Show, The (1972)

And then I fell asleep again.
Featured_BigfootManBeast

Bigfoot: Man Or Beast? (1975)

Repeated use of the term "Sasquash."
Featured_BloodVirgins

Blood Of The Virgins (1967)

It works great when you're not really paying attention.
Featured_IronRose

Iron Rose, The (1973)

You can never be too patient.
Featured_Symptoms

Symptoms (1974)

There's only one hump-up-against-a-tree scene in the whole thing.
Featured_HollywoodHorror

Hollywood Horror House (1970)

He introduces himself as "Laurelyn Hardy."
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Zodiac Killer, The (1971)

Everything we look for. Everything we want.