Posts by: Joseph A. Ziemba
I can't stop thinking about FOB (face-on-boobs).
A symphony on the theme of apery.
"Slice of life" is an ubiquitous term.
Welcome to the Nouvelle Gauche.
Plus, a snake and a vagina.
A passion that goes beyond all sense and reason.
When did incest become boring?
This friend needs hugging.
Sometimes, it feels really good to get really dumb.
What's trouble in the face of some vampiric menstruation?
You just have to know where to look.
"Egads! What a milk factory!"
What happens when someone is kidnapped in America.
And then I fell asleep again.
Repeated use of the term "Sasquash."
It works great when you're not really paying attention.
You can never be too patient.
There's only one hump-up-against-a-tree scene in the whole thing.
He introduces himself as "Laurelyn Hardy."
Everything we look for. Everything we want.
Their monster. Their stripper. My heartbreak.
Everyday gestures as anti-human events.
Grown men piloting life-size UFO replicas of their own creation.
There's always next summer.