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02:43:40 AM April 11, 2017
Posts by: Annie Choi
A film about film. And smack.
Girl Grabbers, The (1968)
Don't open your door to strangers.
Psycho Cop (1989)
You have the right to remain silent.
The Killing Game (1987)
Warning: Contains very little killing.
A romance with occasional gunshots.
These are not the droids you're looking for.
Onna Ramboh (1991)
Get killed in your justice.
House by the Edge of the Lake (1979)
Sex, masturbation, death, repeat.
Wild Beasts (1984)
Then the elephants attack an airport.
Blood Hunger (1968)
Getting laid and paid.
The Night of the Living Babes (1987)
Dumber than a bag of hair.
Alien Predators (1985)
Light on aliens, heavy on rom-com.
The Killers Edge (1990)
AKA Wings Hauser eats waffles.
Scream For Help (1984)
With solo synthesizer by John Paul Jones.
Portrait of a Z'Dartist.
French toast does not care about science fiction.
Blood Orgy Of The Leather Girls (1988)
The time has come for a world without men.
Limitations are painful.
Dead Meat (1993)
Piranhas are man's best friend.
Terror Express (1979)
Bloody New Year (1987)
Happy New Year....in July!
Exquisites 2013: Annie’s Films Of The Year
A killer in a clown mask, a poodle in sunglasses, karate-aerobics.
Extreme Vengeance (1990)
I'd rather eat Doritos.
Power, The (1984)
You can't turn off The Power.
Sometimes all you want to do is stay home.
Out Of The Dark (1988)
More ass than a toilet seat.
Black Connection, The (1974)
A movie about making phone calls.
Executioner, The, Part II (1984)
There is no Part I.
Horrible Sexy Vampire, The (1970)
This movie has no sexy vampire. It is horrible though.
Golden Girl (1974)
It only counts if it's in slow motion.
Adult Version of Jekyll & Hide, The (1972)
The human personality has two sides. One of them has boobs.
Art Of Dying, The (1991)
The Wind Beneath My Wings Hauser.
Killing Zone, The (1991)
Stay out of Malibu.
Death Weekend (1976)
Everybody's working for the weekend.
Love Butcher, The (1975)
Wake up from the sweet repose of death.
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