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JIMMY, THE BOY WONDER (1966)
Directed by Herschell Gordon Lewis
Something Weird DVD-R
Reviewed 06.07.07
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Review by Dan Budnik
THE FILM
Hoorah! Jimmy saved the world! Saved
it from the evil Mr. Fig!
And, it only involved a bit of walking
around aimlessly through parks in
Miami with a nice lady named Aurora.
And, it only involved four musical
numbers. And, it only involved Jimmy
complaining that he was tired about
six times. Thank you, H.G. Lewis,
for bringing us the true story of
this brave young man and his adventure
to World’s End! (still in
Miami.)
Jimmy, The Boy Wonder is,
along with The Magical Land
Of Mother Goose, the most pooh-poohed
film in Mr. Lewis’s canon.
(The more extensive write-ups on
it go like this: “He made
a couple of kids films around this
time.” The other books usually
read, “Jimmy. Kid. Movie.
No.”) I don’t think
those people have seen Jimmy,
The Boy Wonder. Or, if they
have, they weren’t ready to
open their hearts and let the Magic
in!
Will you please open up your heart
and let the magic in?
There are days when I feel down.
Days when I can’t seem to
get anything out of life but the
air I breathe. But, not today! You
cannot bring me down. Because today,
oh yes, today, I feel like a Happy
King! And it is all thanks to...
Jimmy, The Boy Wonder!
My favorite Herschell Gordon Lewis
film. As much as I love the gore
and the nudie stuff, this is the
one that I watch again and again.
Why? Verve, my friends. And, a little
something extra I like to call anti-Verve!
The folks on screen (with the possible
exception of Jimmy) are giving it
their all. Things happen fairly
quickly for an H.G. Lewis film.
At one point, the most hysterical
padding in the world is used as
a plot point. Then, just when it
seems like it’s going to ramble
off into eternity, an animated section
begins. A quasi-Disney cartoon appears
for around fifteen minutes and it
is the jauntiest, pranciest bit
you’ll ever see in an H.G.
Lewis film. Unfortunately, Jimmy
and friends seem that much slower
when we return to them but, hey...Wait
a minute. Did I just say, “butt
hay”? What’s that?
Jimmy stops time! He doesn’t
do it maliciously. It’s just
a bit of anti-serendipity. The clock
of time stops every hundred years
(or thousand, I forget) and at that
moment, before it begins again,
anything can happen. It’s
the first day of school and Jimmy
wishes time would stop because he’s
being rushed around so much. And
time stops! Holy Crap! We see folks
freezing in the middle of various
activities. We also see that time
stopping is a little bit slower
than the speed of light. A man getting
out of his car in the foreground
of a shot freezes, but the folks
in the background don’t. Presumably,
they will freeze in a second.
Now, Mr. Fig comes into play! He
is the Time Killer. He likes doing
nothing and hopes time will stop
forever. But, Jimmy, with the help
of a nice lady named Aurora, is
sent to World’s End to start
the clock. Will they get there in
time? Is the man who plays the Astronomer
the most hysterically goofball actor
in the H.G. Lewis canon? Are the
musical numbers slowing them down
or actually making them go faster?
What about those green Indians?
Are they supposed to look like The
Hulk with their purple pants? Why
is this movie so mad?
Barry Mahon’s The
Wonderful Land of Oz seems
like the height of craziness unless
you’ve read Baum’s The
Land Of Oz. Then, it turns
out that he’s done a decent
job of adapting it, even going so
far as to include the frankly odd
ending. In contrast, Mr. Lewis lets
his patented style rip and does
indeed make a film that might be
the height of craziness. I think
Jimmy, The Boy Wonder is
his most fascinating film aside
from Monster
A-Go-Go. Yeah, I know.
Send me a “Virtual Punch To
The Slats”. With H.G.’s
gore and nudie films, you get about
halfway into watching your first
one and you’ll find that that’s
the way they all go. And, yes, I’m
a big fan but...oh boy...Jimmy
is the one that makes me put on
my wizard’s hat and stare
out of my window through a crooked
telescope. Pants optional.
If Fuad Ramses had broke into song
at least once, maybe Blood
Feast would be my favorite.
Imagine an H.G Lewis film that’s
trying to amuse kids. Instead of
a facial mutilation, Aurora turns
everything red and Mr. Fig turns
everything blue. Instead of guts
spilling onto the floor, imagine
Mr. Fig dancing and singing. Instead
of brain removal, imagine a swordfight
between a fox and a cat. It’s
the same kind of thing he normally
makes except he’s shifted
genres and, frankly, it’s
a hoot. A slow hoot at times, but
a hoot nonetheless.
AUDIO AND VIDEO
Audio was fine. The DVD-R is framed
a little oddly. Immy, The Boy
Wonder? “erschell Gordon
Lewis”? Who are they? The
old VHS copy I got from “Who
knows where?” had better framing
but the colors weren’t as
nice. I guess it evens out. Doesn’t
it? Jimmy?
EXTRAS
Something Weird spreads on the trailers
like fresh garlic butter on a sourdough
roll: Puss in Boots, The
Brave Little Tailor, Tom
Thumb and a bunch of others.
They’re all entertaining and
slightly demented although The
Prince and the Pauper is dull
no matter what they do to it.
Then, there are two very similar
shorts from K. Gordon Murray: Santa’s
Magic Kingdom and Santa
and His Children. They mix
moments from the Mexican Santa
Claus with footage shot
at a Santa’s Village. A lot
of folks running around with dubbed
voices explaining what’s going
on or what they think we think should
be going on. The Village is awesome!
There is an opening shot where I
believed I was being Taken Up. Santa
is in his sleigh being pulled by
reindeer. The camera is behind him.
We are entering a cave. For a moment,
I thought we were going to be inside
a gigantic North Pole mock-up filled
with snow and trees and reindeer
and elves and all that stuff. Nope.
I’m not sure exactly what
happens but we’re suddenly
out in the snow-free woods. The
Village is still cool but for that
one moment...
FINAL THOUGHTS
My goodness, I like Jimmy, The
Boy Wonder. The first night
I got a copy I watched it three
times. Why? I don’t know.
It is, simultaneously, the most
listless and the most fun demented
kid’s entertainment I’ve
ever seen. Folks can put it down
all they want. Jimmy doesn’t
care. Neither do I. Extra Final
Thought: After seeing this and other
kids films from that era, I find
myself thinking, “Why hurt
the children? What have they done
to you?” Ahhh kids, don’t
worry. Jimmy will save you! He’s
lethargic! And he looks like Tony
Dow now! |


Red, white, & Fig
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