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Mysterious Monsters, The (1976)

Footprints and walks and gaits and pendulous breasts.
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Necromancer (1988)

Call (213) Revenge.
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Nesting, The (1981)

A stellar example of why no horror film should exceed 90 minutes in length.
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Never Too Young to Die (1986)

It takes a real man to be a woman.
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New Year’s Evil (1981)

I can’t resist the pull of some mental patient Soul Train.
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Nigel The Psychopath (1994)

Where a kid can be a kid.
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Night After Halloween, The (1979)

Magnum Home Entertainment just made my shit list.
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Night Of Horror (1978)

That is what Tony Malanowski wants you to think.
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Night Of The Zombies (1981)

A little understanding goes a long way.
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Night Warning (1983)

Detective Carlson says "fag" a lot.
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Ninja: American Warrior (1987)

White ninjas are the white rappers of martial arts.
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Noche Infernal (1992)

Not in the style of Jason Voorhees.
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Nomad Riders (1981)

In Thrust We Trust.
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Nosferato On Brasil (1971)

You've got to pick your battles.
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Occultist, The (1988)

New York City's hottest club is Voodoo.
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Ogroff aka Mad Mutilator (1983)

He has no peers.
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Omega Cop (1990)

A dad-action hit with dick kicks.
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One Night Stand (1978)

Who has the knife?
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Operation Las Vegas (1990)

A zen state of supreme failure.
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Order of the Black Eagle, The (1987)

'Boon' the baboon salutes you!
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Orphan, The (1979)

There is still joy to be had at video stores.
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Out Of The Dark (1988)

More ass than a toilet seat.
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Outlaw Force (1987)

Did David Heavener just call me a honky?
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Outlaw Motorcycles (1966)

Titus Moede believes it.
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Overlords Of The U.F.O. (1976)

As primitive as early rock 'n' roll and just as much fun.
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Panic (1976)

Do you like Italians?
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Panic City (1974)

Unbelievably chill badassery.
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Panic On The 5:22 (1974)

"He dreams at night of golden beaches...and tan thighs."
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Payback, The (1994)

This is not a film by Tarantino.
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Pesadilla Fatal (1991)

Tatiana! You have a pretty smile!
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Plenilunio (1993)

The drugs never kick in.
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Possessed, The (1976)

Please don’t let me wake up.
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Power, The (1984)

You can't turn off The Power.
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Premonition (1972)

Limitations are painful.
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Provoked (1989)

Find the awesome moments with Big Mama.
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Psychic, The (1968)

He falls off a ladder and gains psychic abilities.