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Featured_KarateCop

Karate Cop (1991)

Post-apocalyptic Dad-action at its best.
Featured_KeepMyGraveOpen

Keep My Grave Open (1976)

I've got nothing left.
Featured_AKeyToVengeance

Key To Vengeance, The (1988)

"You're quite a guy!"
Featured_KillSquad

Kill Squad (1982)

As long as Joseph needs me, I'll be there.
Featured_KillingOfSatan

Killing Of Satan, The (1983)

Fuck you, Jesus!
Featured_TheKillingZone

Killing Zone, The (1991)

Stay out of Malibu.
Featured_LadyStreetFighter

Lady Street Fighter (1985)

I fell off my love seat on more than one occasion.
Featured_LastAmerican

Last Of The American Hoboes, The (1967)

Pass the brown paper bag.
Featured_LegendBigfoot

Legend Of Bigfoot, The (1976)

Ivan Marx, professional Bigfoot tracker.
Featured_LegendOfHillbillyJohn

Legend of Hillbilly John, The (1974)

Tune your guitars, boys. It's time to fight the Devil.
Featured_LegendOfHorror

Legend Of Horror (1972)

Filmed in "Magicmation" aka Ambien.
Featured_Stripper

Life and Loves of a Male Stripper, The (1987)

The ghosts of thongs and dongs.
Featured_TheLoveButcher

Love Butcher, The (1975)

Wake up from the sweet repose of death.
Featured_LoveCaptive

Love Captive, The (1968)

The real world is about to die.
Featured_LoveMe

Love Me Deadly (1972)

Bring some sanitary wipes.
Featured_MadFoxes

Mad Foxes (1982)

If you've got to go, you've got to go.
Featured_MarkOfTheBeast

Mark of the Beast (1986)

Saving the world through 3/4" linear video editing.
Featured_Mask

Mask, The (1961)

Help me fantasize.
Featured_MassacreAtCentralHigh

Massacre At Central High (1976)

Being the new kid is hard.
Featured_MeatcleaverMassacre

Meatcleaver Massacre (1977)

Je t’aime.
Featured_Meateater

Meateater, The (1979)

Grunge can work in mysterious ways.
Featured_MiamiHorror

Miami Horror (1985)

Some films are just made to pass the time.
Featured_MiamiVendetta

Miami Vendetta (1986)

There was no cocaine.
Featured_Milpitas

Milpitas Monster, The (1975)

I'm glad this wasn't a real movie.
Featured_MissWerewolf

Miss Werewolf (2001)

The Rock’s telephone gets a bigger part than ever before.
Featured_Monster

Monster (1979)

"I feel like a shit."
Featured_MonsterStripper

Monster And The Stripper, The (1968)

Their monster. Their stripper. My heartbreak.
Featured_MonsterTales

Monster Tales (2002)

This is real life.
Featured_Moonchild

Moonchild (1994)

I've got a Sheets-eating grin.
Featured_MountainFury

Mountain Fury (1990)

Location, location, location.
Featured_MrNoLegs

Mr. No Legs (1979)

They call him No Legs, Fred No Legs.
Featured_MummyCurseJackal

Mummy And The Curse Of The Jackal, The (1969)

Please point me towards the time machine.
Featured_MurderBlueWorld

Murder In A Blue World (1973)

A symphony on the theme of apery.
Featured_MyBrother

My Brother Has Bad Dreams (1972)

Why am I not crying?
Featured_MyFriendsNeed

My Friends Need Killing (1976)

This friend needs hugging.
Featured_MysteriesBeyond

Mysteries From Beyond Earth (1975)

I missed the segue.