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Girl Grabbers, The (1968)

Don't open your door to strangers.
Featured_GirlRoom2A

Girl In Room 2A, The (1973)

I've got a rash.
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Girls On The Road (1973)

There's always next summer.
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Goblin (1993)

Jesus has finally used his powers for good.
Featured_GoldenGirl

Golden Girl (1974)

It only counts if it's in slow motion.
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Great Hollywood Rape Slaughter, The (1974)

There's also a drum solo.
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Great Skycopter Rescue, The (1982)

Dudes hanging out, flying and listening to the Electric Weany.
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Gunblast (19??)

I can't stop thinking about FOB (face-on-boobs).
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Hallucinations (1987)

Then things get heavy.
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Haunted (1977)

It's all valid.
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Haunts (1977)

It was just one of those things.
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Have A Nice Weekend (1974)

A great island in the middle of nowhere.
Featured_HeKills

He Kills Night After Night After Night (1969)

It's all about feelings.
Featured_Headhunter

Headhunter (1988)

Your basic direct-to-video tragedy.
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Headless Eyes (1971)

I never met a Bateman I didn't like.
Featured_HellRiders

Hell Riders (1984)

When Renee speaks, I'm home.
Featured_HellSquad

Hell Squad (1986)

What happens when someone is kidnapped in America.
Featured_Hellroller

Hellroller (1992)

We got Eugene a coupon for some half-price therapy.
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Hey, There’s Naked Bodies On My TV! (1979)

A proud and erect rampage over a nostalgic part of my mind.
Featured_HighKicks

High Kicks (1993)

You will get pregnant.
Featured_HollywoodHigh

Hollywood High (1976)

This film does not star Henry Winkler as The Fenz.
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Hollywood Horror House (1970)

He introduces himself as "Laurelyn Hardy."
Featured_HomeHolidays

Home For The Holidays (1972)

It has the magic.
Featured_Homebodies

Homebodies (1974)

Sometimes all you want to do is stay home.
Featured_TheHorribleSexyVampire

Horrible Sexy Vampire, The (1970)

This movie has no sexy vampire. It is horrible though.
Featured_HorrorGirl

HorrorGirl (1995)

This is what happens when you give crusty punks a video camera.
Featured_HouseVanished

House That Vanished, The (1973)

Was Barry Mahon a nudity consultant on this film?
Featured_HowlingNew

Howling: New Moon Rising, The (1994)

This is supposed to be a werewolf movie.
Featured_HumanPrey

Human Prey (1995)

Dr. Dorn gets stabbed lightly with a stick.
Featured_IDismember

I Dismember Mama (1974)

Blow some chunks.
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I Was a Teenage Serial Killer (1993)

We just want to be heard.
Featured_Interface

Interface (1985)

Cut the bullstuff.
Featured_InvasionInner

Invasion From Inner Earth (1974)

That snow thing didn’t pay off.
Featured_JC

J.C. (1972)

Dank Jesus.
Featured_Jacker

Jacker (1994)

Kind of a tragedy.
Featured_Jennifer

Jennifer (1978)

Three Travolta references.