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It's time to give up on everything because nothing will ever be as adorable as this.
02:43:40 AM April 11, 2017
Bounty Hunters, The (1985)
Shot-on-video for use in the home of the videophile.
Burglar From Hell (1993)
Frank The Tank strangles a guy, then pees on him.
Campus Corpse, The (1977)
Feel the pain.
Cards of Death (1986)
Courtroom evidence in a trial against the human race.
Andy Milligan never goes halfway.
Cathy’s Curse (1977)
I like Canada.
French toast does not care about science fiction.
Class Reunion Massacre (1978)
The synths kick in.
Club, The (1994)
You have seen this movie before.
More Wings, please.
Commando Game: Deadly Pursuit (1984)
Paintball always makes me smile.
Commando Squad (1968)
I wish Rambo had been around in the mid-60s.
Corpse Eaters, The (1974)
Creepers, The (1971)
Power lines, rape, and oil painting. Almost had it.
Cross of Seven Jewels, The (1987)
Protect your jewels.
Curse Of Bigfoot (1976)
There is a plot but I don't care about it.
Curse of the Alpha Stone, The (1972)
Side effects include sexual assault.
The best thing in the movie.
Dance Or Die (1987)
Dark Night Of The Scarecrow (1981)
Let's get sinister.
Dark Power, The (1985)
"I’ll beat your ass with a weed-eater.”
Day Time Ended, The (1979)
Jock Ewing discusses time warps.
Dead is Dead (1992)
A penis with dry heave.
Dead Meat (1993)
Piranhas are man's best friend.
Deadly Dreams (1988)
Alex likes to walk around in a towel.
Deadly Trigger (1985)
Double your pleasure.
Death Brings Roses (197?)
"When you make love, it's like going to the toilet."
Death Magic (1992)
Too much talking, not enough killing.
Death Shock (1981)
Beware of devil worshippers wearing snappy ascots.
Death Weekend (1976)
Everybody's working for the weekend.
Death Wish Club (1983)
The piano player doesn't wear pants.
Light on Z'Dar. Heavy on skanks.
Demon Dolls (1993)
Todd does a jump-kick, then falls down.
A movie about a hobo hand would be cool.
Desperation Rising (1989)
All thoughts are still appearing.
Non-genital love might make them calmer.
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