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Bounty Hunters, The (1985)

Shot-on-video for use in the home of the videophile.
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Burglar From Hell (1993)

Frank The Tank strangles a guy, then pees on him.
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Campus Corpse, The (1977)

Feel the pain.
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Cards of Death (1986)

Courtroom evidence in a trial against the human race.
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Carnage (1984)

Andy Milligan never goes halfway.
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Cathy’s Curse (1977)

I like Canada.
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Cinemagic (1985)

French toast does not care about science fiction.
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Class Reunion Massacre (1978)

The synths kick in.
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Club, The (1994)

You have seen this movie before.
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Coldfire (1990)

More Wings, please.
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Commando Game: Deadly Pursuit (1984)

Paintball always makes me smile.
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Commando Squad (1968)

I wish Rambo had been around in the mid-60s.
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Corpse Eaters, The (1974)

Simplicity/non-simplicity.
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Creepers, The (1971)

Power lines, rape, and oil painting. Almost had it.
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Cross of Seven Jewels, The (1987)

Protect your jewels.
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Curse Of Bigfoot (1976)

There is a plot but I don't care about it.
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Curse of the Alpha Stone, The (1972)

Side effects include sexual assault.
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Curtains (1983)

The best thing in the movie.
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Dance Or Die (1987)

Choose dance.
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Dark Night Of The Scarecrow (1981)

Let's get sinister.
Featured_DarkPower

Dark Power, The (1985)

"I’ll beat your ass with a weed-eater.”
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Day Time Ended, The (1979)

Jock Ewing discusses time warps.
Featured_DeadisDead

Dead is Dead (1992)

A penis with dry heave.
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Dead Meat (1993)

Piranhas are man's best friend.
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Deadly Dreams (1988)

Alex likes to walk around in a towel.
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Deadly Trigger (1985)

Double your pleasure.
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Death Brings Roses (197?)

"When you make love, it's like going to the toilet."
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Death Magic (1992)

Too much talking, not enough killing.
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Death Shock (1981)

Beware of devil worshippers wearing snappy ascots.
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Death Weekend (1976)

Everybody's working for the weekend.
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Death Wish Club (1983)

The piano player doesn't wear pants.
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Decay (1998)

Light on Z'Dar. Heavy on skanks.
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Demon Dolls (1993)

Todd does a jump-kick, then falls down.
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Demonoid (1981)

A movie about a hobo hand would be cool.
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Desperation Rising (1989)

All thoughts are still appearing.
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Deviation (1971)

Non-genital love might make them calmer.