EXQUISITES 2013: Dan's Films Of The Year by
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.357 Magnum (1977)
Everyday gestures as anti-human events.
13th Day Of Christmas, The (1985)
Aunt Rose was retired from her job at Kodak Park before I was born.
80 Blocks From Tiffany’s (1979)
Just being cool.
Alabama’s Ghost (1973)
I don't fart around with love.
Alien Private Eye (1987)
My Own Private Miasma.
Alison’s Birthday (1979)
She'll be glad when Wednesday is over.
Alpha Incident, The (1978)
Do Not Fall Asleep!
Amazing World Of Psychic Phenomena, The (1976)
There's not really much to review.
Art Of Dying, The (1991)
The Wind Beneath My Wings Hauser.
This is Indiana, after all.
Bad Ronald (1974)
His movie is even badder(ass).
Beauties And The Beast, The (1974)
The story you are about to see COULD be true.
Bigfoot: Man Or Beast? (1975)
Repeated use of the term "Sasquash."
Black Alley Cats, The (1973)
Ripping the groin away.
Black Angels (1970)
Eat your "Weedies."
Black Connection, The (1974)
A movie about making phone calls.
Black Crystal, The (1990)
He likes to have picnics with witches.
You should hear his joke about the talking dog.
Blonde Death (1983)
Intertwining loins and exterminating innocents.
Blood Games (1990)
Sometimes your breasts just want to be free.
Blood Stalkers (1978)
My bitching has ceased.
Blood Voyage (1977)
God, I love symmetry.
Bloody Friday (1974)
Bloody Mansion Death (1982)
There is only time for lingerie.
Blushing Bloopers (1988)
I got blooped by Blooper Month. Hard.
Boggy Creek II (1981)
I paid for a copy of this.
Bounty Hunters, The (1985)
Shot-on-video for use in the home of the videophile.
Campus Corpse, The (1977)
Feel the pain.
Cards of Death (1986)
Courtroom evidence in a trial against the human race.
Cathy’s Curse (1977)
I like Canada.
Class Reunion Massacre (1978)
The synths kick in.
Commando Game: Deadly Pursuit (1984)
Paintball always makes me smile.
Commando Squad (1968)
I wish Rambo had been around in the mid-60s.
Corpse Eaters, The (1974)
Creepers, The (1971)
Power lines, rape, and oil painting. Almost had it.
Curse Of Bigfoot (1976)
There is a plot but I don't care about it.
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